did i say that?

One night in San Jose, I was having dinner with one of my photographers.

“How can you be sad? Doesn’t it give you an ego boost that so many men must want you?” he said.

“I don’t care about all those people; the one person I want to want me back, doesn’t, and that’s all that matters.”

“So you’re telling me that if Johnny Depp walked through that door right now and asked you to go out with him, you’d say no?”

“Well I guess I wouldn’t say no…”

“See?”

“But if I had a choice between him and my ex, I’d choose my ex.” I paused to refold my napkin. “The hell with Johnny Depp.”

Bluebirdy