Someday the Icehounds will win a game. I don’t know if that will be a season during which I’m actually on the team, but it will be someday. It can’t be possible to lose forever, can it? If hockey is like life, please don’t answer that question because I don’t want to hear it.
The Sharks better shape up this weekend. They can’t use “We can’t skate” as an excuse the same way my D league team can. I won’t be able to watch the game since I have to go ride a horse. Horses vs. hockey, decisions, decisions. I wonder if we put Penny on ice skates if he could skate around while I sit on him and push a puck with my stick. Since he has twice the number of legs he should only fall half as much, right?
I did manage to find this My Little Pony and her human doll counterpart wearing a skating outfit. I don’t think I ever owned “Megan,” but I did have “Sundance” and her fuzzy pink parka and dual-blade skates. I found this picture on the web, and I swear I didn’t add the caption, nor do I have a comment about its suitability to this entry. But at least I know I’m not the first lunatic to have thought of ice skating horses.
This is my deep thought on a Friday. I better stop now while I’m still coherent.
