This is the cutest puppy in the whole wide world — my trainer’s blue merle border collie, Cheyenne. Posting this pic reminds me of the fake mail a friend of mine got from an online dating service, with a link to a web site with photos of “her dog” and, when you scrolled to the bottom, her age verification service that prevented you from going any further without a credit card. Seriously, if posting photos of cute animals actually worked and got me dates, my site would be nothing but puppies, kittens, and the occasional baby cow with huge eyes. And I wouldn’t even charge a monthly fee. I mean, shouldn’t this site be getting me something other than stalkers by now?
Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m 27, 5’4″, 115 lbs. on a good day, a Libra, and single, although not necessarily by choice. I cook a strange blend of pan-asian-italian, I draw cartoons, I can skate, and I often sing in the car. Also, there is a picture of a cute puppy here, although it’s not mine. What else do people write in these things? I’m afraid I’m not any good at this.
