Last year Superstar got away with a cute cartoon. This year I dig out blackmail from my archives. Hopefully he doesn’t have equally flattering photos of me lying around, but even if he does, it should take him a while to figure out how to advertise it on his web site.
Now that’s a face only a Jess could love. Happy birthday Superstar, and try not to get too wise. Retaliation is permitted in the comment section below.
