surreality

My life most recently has been a surreal stream of events that has turned my expression into a permanent “WTF” look everywhere I go. I was sitting at work the other day when a co-worker ran into my pod, breathless and apologetic for her tardiness to our weekly brain dump. “No problem,” I said, turning [...]

i finally found him

That’s right, I found him. I just never imagined him in tights, but hey, we met in a used bookstore in Palo Alto and I guess I just became entranced by his swarthy build and commanding gaze and really long sword. Best of all, he was a steal at $3 (plus 25 cents tax), there’s [...]

if you want something done right

Blackmail yourself. Superstar threatened to make public this bad web cam photo of me wearing his V-day gift. So I’m beating him to the punch by posting it myself. Enjoy.