b-rated fruit
wineking: I was just thinking how awesome it would be if I could buy a ripe peach in the cafeteria
wineking: we have grapes, and sometimes cherries
wineking: but those don’t count as fruit
jess: dude, look at the size of my grape
jess: that is like an apple
wineking: well, we don’t get those grapes
jess: has everyone seen my grape yet?
wineking: that’s clearly a Grape
jess: i’m going to walk down the hallway showing it to everyone
jess: cept my boss, who will just think i need more work to do
wineking: this is making me hungry
wineking: I’m going to get lunch, while your show your grape around
