Fugly

These are the ugliest fucking shoes in the universe. I’ve seen athlete’s foot that’s prettier than these shoes. Amen.

Before Christmas last year I went to the post office to pick up my held mail. There was a guy in line who had obviously been misdirected by the post office inepts and had been standing in the wrong line for twenty minutes. I felt for the guy, having been sent to the wrong line numerous times myself, (at the post office, DMV, WalMart, airport, etc.), but my empathy quickly faded when I found out that 1) he was a rude asshole who started cursing and gesticulating at innocent bystanders and 2) he was wearing those shoes.

Don’t wear the shoes. You aren’t doing yourself any favors, especially if you’re already an asshole.